compliments are good
If you were bacteria, you'd be the good kind.
In a fight, you could beat two sharks, a bear and five ducks.
You're in my top 5 humans of all time.
You're smoother than Barry White in silk pyjamas operating a floor buffer.
Thanks for stepping into conversations when I say something awkward.
You’d win the Saturday Kitchen omelette challenge.
8 out of 10 cats prefer you.
I like that when you see a dog you point at it and say "dog".
You're wise and all knowing, like a mighty owl. But you're still always late.
You're a glass of water after a long run.
You're more supportive than a sports bra.
You are wonderfully odd.
You’re better than a perfectly ripe avocado.
Thank you for tolerating my family.
I'd follow you into battle. Or to the shops. Or just on Twitter. Up to you.
You're better than free wifi.
You're a chocolate Hobnob in a jar of Rich Teas.
Parkinson called. He wants his chat back.
Things I wish I could be: Ninja. Astronaut. You.
You're the bee's knees, the cat's pyjamas, the pheasant's bowtie.
You're perfectly layered. Like a lasagne.
When you make tea, it's like a holy elixir. With biscuits.
You're the first person I'd look for after an apocalyptic event.
You always get the most pub quiz answers right.
You’re weird but I like you.
If you tried, you could probably be quite famous.
People talk about how nice you are behind your back.
Your mum says you're caring, kind, thoughtful and sweet. But she does still prefer me.
You're like a match. Small and fiery.
You're not big and clever.
You're small. And clever.
I admit it. You're funnier than me.
The best things come in tall packages.
When my life flashes before my eyes, I hope it's mostly you.
You are small and I like it.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No. It's you, you massive legend.
You are a terrible cook. But a brilliant human.
You're my kind of weird.
I want to build a nest in your beard.
You are more adorable than a baby panda riding a sneezing piglet.
If we were marooned on an island, I'd be very sad when I had to eat you.
You're the person my mum hopes I end up with.
Without you the world would have fewer people in it.
I love you more than tea.
You're classier than Sir Patrick Stewart playing a grand piano on a yacht in Monaco.
I'd clean the hair out of the plughole for you.
You're really good at making sandwiches.
Your Twitter feed could win the Booker Prize.
You're my favourite person to be hungover with.
I like your face.
You have the best dance moves. They're both great.
Stop. Looking. So. Good. People are trying to get on with their lives around here.
If I had my way, they’d put a blue plaque up everywhere you went.
You're the hero Bonnie Tyler needed.
You've really nailed being a human. Good job.
You’re the human equivalent of a bank holiday.
You're cooler than the other side of the pillow.
I once looked at your bum. I regret nothing.
You're wise and all knowing, like a mighty owl.
You could be a part-time model.
You are a walking high-five.
You should be everyone’s specialist subject on Mastermind.
At the hairdressers, people just point at you and say 'like that'.
I'd be scared to play you at Scrabble.
You're a Michelin Star human.
You’re a lot more intelligent than you look.
Your hair is sleek and glossy like the mane of a mighty stallion.
You're tougher than my wifi password.
Every time you smile, a kitten is born.
You're more lovable than a baby hippo in a onesie.
If you were a dinosaur you'd be a Legendasaurus Rex.
You're the hero Gotham needs.
You are the last minute goal in the cup final.
You are tall. I like it.
Thanks for always getting us to the airport 4 hours early.
So why not send one to a friend?