compliments are good
When my life flashes before my eyes, I hope it's mostly you.
8 out of 10 cats prefer you.
Your hair is sleek and glossy like the mane of a mighty stallion.
You are small and I like it.
Thanks for stepping into conversations when I say something awkward.
I want to build a nest in your beard.
You're like a match. Small and fiery.
You are a walking high-five.
Thanks for always getting us to the airport 4 hours early.
Your Twitter feed could win the Booker Prize.
You are tall. I like it.
Your mum says you're caring, kind, thoughtful and sweet. But she does still prefer me.
I like that when you see a dog you point at it and say "dog".
You’re better than a perfectly ripe avocado.
You should be everyone’s specialist subject on Mastermind.
You're a glass of water after a long run.
You are the last minute goal in the cup final.
You're a Michelin Star human.
You are a terrible cook. But a brilliant human.
You're tougher than my wifi password.
I'd be scared to play you at Scrabble.
You're wise and all knowing, like a mighty owl.
You are more adorable than a baby panda riding a sneezing piglet.
If we were marooned on an island, I'd be very sad when I had to eat you.
You're the person my mum hopes I end up with.
I once looked at your bum. I regret nothing.
You’re weird but I like you.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No. It's you, you massive legend.
I'd clean the hair out of the plughole for you.
You're more supportive than a sports bra.
You're better than free wifi.
If you were a dinosaur you'd be a Legendasaurus Rex.
You've really nailed being a human. Good job.
You're smoother than Barry White in silk pyjamas operating a floor buffer.
You are wonderfully odd.
You're more lovable than a baby hippo in a onesie.
Thank you for tolerating my family.
I love you more than tea.
You're in my top 5 humans of all time.
You're cooler than the other side of the pillow.
You're my favourite person to be hungover with.
Without you the world would have fewer people in it.
You're the bee's knees, the cat's pyjamas, the pheasant's bowtie.
If you were bacteria, you'd be the good kind.
You could be a part-time model.
You're my kind of weird.
Parkinson called. He wants his chat back.
In a fight, you could beat two sharks, a bear and five ducks.
You're a chocolate Hobnob in a jar of Rich Teas.
At the hairdressers, people just point at you and say 'like that'.
Every time you smile, a kitten is born.
You're wise and all knowing, like a mighty owl. But you're still always late.
Things I wish I could be: Ninja. Astronaut. You.
You're the hero Bonnie Tyler needed.
You're the first person I'd look for after an apocalyptic event.
You're really good at making sandwiches.
I admit it. You're funnier than me.
I like your face.
You're classier than Sir Patrick Stewart playing a grand piano on a yacht in Monaco.
People talk about how nice you are behind your back.
Stop. Looking. So. Good. People are trying to get on with their lives around here.
You’d win the Saturday Kitchen omelette challenge.
If I had my way, they’d put a blue plaque up everywhere you went.
You’re the human equivalent of a bank holiday.
You’re a lot more intelligent than you look.
You always get the most pub quiz answers right.
The best things come in tall packages.
When you make tea, it's like a holy elixir. With biscuits.
You have the best dance moves. They're both great.
You're the hero Gotham needs.
If you tried, you could probably be quite famous.
You're not big and clever.
You're small. And clever.
You're perfectly layered. Like a lasagne.
I'd follow you into battle. Or to the shops. Or just on Twitter. Up to you.
So why not send one to a friend?