compliments are good
You've really nailed being a human. Good job.
If you tried, you could probably be quite famous.
Every time you smile, a kitten is born.
You're my kind of weird.
In a fight, you could beat two sharks, a bear and five ducks.
You are tall. I like it.
You're better than free wifi.
When my life flashes before my eyes, I hope it's mostly you.
I love you more than tea.
You're in my top 5 humans of all time.
You're wise and all knowing, like a mighty owl. But you're still always late.
You’re the human equivalent of a bank holiday.
Thanks for always getting us to the airport 4 hours early.
You're wise and all knowing, like a mighty owl.
You're more supportive than a sports bra.
If I had my way, they’d put a blue plaque up everywhere you went.
You're perfectly layered. Like a lasagne.
You are the last minute goal in the cup final.
I'd follow you into battle. Or to the shops. Or just on Twitter. Up to you.
You are small and I like it.
You are wonderfully odd.
Thanks for stepping into conversations when I say something awkward.
You're the hero Gotham needs.
I like that when you see a dog you point at it and say "dog".
The best things come in tall packages.
Parkinson called. He wants his chat back.
I once looked at your bum. I regret nothing.
You're smoother than Barry White in silk pyjamas operating a floor buffer.
People talk about how nice you are behind your back.
I'd be scared to play you at Scrabble.
You're a Michelin Star human.
You're my favourite person to be hungover with.
You're a glass of water after a long run.
You're more lovable than a baby hippo in a onesie.
8 out of 10 cats prefer you.
You are more adorable than a baby panda riding a sneezing piglet.
You're really good at making sandwiches.
You're the hero Bonnie Tyler needed.
Stop. Looking. So. Good. People are trying to get on with their lives around here.
You're cooler than the other side of the pillow.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No. It's you, you massive legend.
You are a walking high-five.
You have the best dance moves. They're both great.
Things I wish I could be: Ninja. Astronaut. You.
If you were a dinosaur you'd be a Legendasaurus Rex.
Thank you for tolerating my family.
You’re a lot more intelligent than you look.
You're tougher than my wifi password.
You're not big and clever.
You're small. And clever.
When you make tea, it's like a holy elixir. With biscuits.
I admit it. You're funnier than me.
You’re better than a perfectly ripe avocado.
You're the bee's knees, the cat's pyjamas, the pheasant's bowtie.
You always get the most pub quiz answers right.
I'd clean the hair out of the plughole for you.
You're the first person I'd look for after an apocalyptic event.
I like your face.
If you were bacteria, you'd be the good kind.
If we were marooned on an island, I'd be very sad when I had to eat you.
You could be a part-time model.
You're the person my mum hopes I end up with.
At the hairdressers, people just point at you and say 'like that'.
You should be everyone’s specialist subject on Mastermind.
You're like a match. Small and fiery.
Your mum says you're caring, kind, thoughtful and sweet. But she does still prefer me.
You're a chocolate Hobnob in a jar of Rich Teas.
You're classier than Sir Patrick Stewart playing a grand piano on a yacht in Monaco.
Without you the world would have fewer people in it.
I want to build a nest in your beard.
Your Twitter feed could win the Booker Prize.
You’d win the Saturday Kitchen omelette challenge.
Your hair is sleek and glossy like the mane of a mighty stallion.
You are a terrible cook. But a brilliant human.
You’re weird but I like you.
So why not send one to a friend?