compliments are good
You've really nailed being a human. Good job.
You are a terrible cook. But a brilliant human.
You're like a match. Small and fiery.
If you were bacteria, you'd be the good kind.
Your mum says you're caring, kind, thoughtful and sweet. But she does still prefer me.
Things I wish I could be: Ninja. Astronaut. You.
You could be a part-time model.
You're not big and clever.
You're small. And clever.
When my life flashes before my eyes, I hope it's mostly you.
At the hairdressers, people just point at you and say 'like that'.
I want to build a nest in your beard.
Without you the world would have fewer people in it.
You are more adorable than a baby panda riding a sneezing piglet.
I like that when you see a dog you point at it and say "dog".
You’d win the Saturday Kitchen omelette challenge.
I'd be scared to play you at Scrabble.
You're perfectly layered. Like a lasagne.
I'd follow you into battle. Or to the shops. Or just on Twitter. Up to you.
You have the best dance moves. They're both great.
You're better than free wifi.
You're in my top 5 humans of all time.
You’re a lot more intelligent than you look.
You are small and I like it.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No. It's you, you massive legend.
You’re weird but I like you.
You always get the most pub quiz answers right.
You're the hero Bonnie Tyler needed.
You're more lovable than a baby hippo in a onesie.
You’re better than a perfectly ripe avocado.
You're smoother than Barry White in silk pyjamas operating a floor buffer.
You're classier than Sir Patrick Stewart playing a grand piano on a yacht in Monaco.
If you were a dinosaur you'd be a Legendasaurus Rex.
If we were marooned on an island, I'd be very sad when I had to eat you.
You're a Michelin Star human.
You're tougher than my wifi password.
You’re the human equivalent of a bank holiday.
Stop. Looking. So. Good. People are trying to get on with their lives around here.
Thank you for tolerating my family.
You're really good at making sandwiches.
Your hair is sleek and glossy like the mane of a mighty stallion.
You're my kind of weird.
Parkinson called. He wants his chat back.
Thanks for always getting us to the airport 4 hours early.
You are the last minute goal in the cup final.
I once looked at your bum. I regret nothing.
If you tried, you could probably be quite famous.
Your Twitter feed could win the Booker Prize.
People talk about how nice you are behind your back.
Thanks for stepping into conversations when I say something awkward.
You're wise and all knowing, like a mighty owl. But you're still always late.
You're a glass of water after a long run.
If I had my way, they’d put a blue plaque up everywhere you went.
You're wise and all knowing, like a mighty owl.
I'd clean the hair out of the plughole for you.
You should be everyone’s specialist subject on Mastermind.
You're the first person I'd look for after an apocalyptic event.
In a fight, you could beat two sharks, a bear and five ducks.
You are wonderfully odd.
You're a chocolate Hobnob in a jar of Rich Teas.
You're more supportive than a sports bra.
You're the bee's knees, the cat's pyjamas, the pheasant's bowtie.
Every time you smile, a kitten is born.
You are a walking high-five.
You're the hero Gotham needs.
You are tall. I like it.
8 out of 10 cats prefer you.
You're my favourite person to be hungover with.
The best things come in tall packages.
You're the person my mum hopes I end up with.
When you make tea, it's like a holy elixir. With biscuits.
You're cooler than the other side of the pillow.
I like your face.
I admit it. You're funnier than me.
I love you more than tea.
So why not send one to a friend?