compliments are good
If we were marooned on an island, I'd be very sad when I had to eat you.
You're wise and all knowing, like a mighty owl.
Your Twitter feed could win the Booker Prize.
I'd follow you into battle. Or to the shops. Or just on Twitter. Up to you.
I'd be scared to play you at Scrabble.
Thank you for tolerating my family.
You’d win the Saturday Kitchen omelette challenge.
I like that when you see a dog you point at it and say "dog".
If you were bacteria, you'd be the good kind.
Every time you smile, a kitten is born.
You're wise and all knowing, like a mighty owl. But you're still always late.
Without you the world would have fewer people in it.
I love you more than tea.
You’re a lot more intelligent than you look.
You should be everyone’s specialist subject on Mastermind.
You're better than free wifi.
You are a terrible cook. But a brilliant human.
If I had my way, they’d put a blue plaque up everywhere you went.
8 out of 10 cats prefer you.
If you tried, you could probably be quite famous.
Your mum says you're caring, kind, thoughtful and sweet. But she does still prefer me.
You're my favourite person to be hungover with.
You are tall. I like it.
I admit it. You're funnier than me.
You’re better than a perfectly ripe avocado.
You're more lovable than a baby hippo in a onesie.
If you were a dinosaur you'd be a Legendasaurus Rex.
You're smoother than Barry White in silk pyjamas operating a floor buffer.
I like your face.
You are wonderfully odd.
You're perfectly layered. Like a lasagne.
You're a chocolate Hobnob in a jar of Rich Teas.
You're the first person I'd look for after an apocalyptic event.
You're my kind of weird.
You're in my top 5 humans of all time.
You’re weird but I like you.
You're tougher than my wifi password.
You're classier than Sir Patrick Stewart playing a grand piano on a yacht in Monaco.
You always get the most pub quiz answers right.
When my life flashes before my eyes, I hope it's mostly you.
You're the person my mum hopes I end up with.
You could be a part-time model.
You're the hero Gotham needs.
You're a glass of water after a long run.
You've really nailed being a human. Good job.
You're the hero Bonnie Tyler needed.
Thanks for always getting us to the airport 4 hours early.
You’re the human equivalent of a bank holiday.
At the hairdressers, people just point at you and say 'like that'.
When you make tea, it's like a holy elixir. With biscuits.
You're not big and clever.
You're small. And clever.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No. It's you, you massive legend.
You are small and I like it.
You are a walking high-five.
Things I wish I could be: Ninja. Astronaut. You.
You are more adorable than a baby panda riding a sneezing piglet.
Thanks for stepping into conversations when I say something awkward.
I'd clean the hair out of the plughole for you.
The best things come in tall packages.
You're more supportive than a sports bra.
Parkinson called. He wants his chat back.
You're a Michelin Star human.
You're the bee's knees, the cat's pyjamas, the pheasant's bowtie.
You're like a match. Small and fiery.
You have the best dance moves. They're both great.
In a fight, you could beat two sharks, a bear and five ducks.
I once looked at your bum. I regret nothing.
Your hair is sleek and glossy like the mane of a mighty stallion.
You're cooler than the other side of the pillow.
You're really good at making sandwiches.
You are the last minute goal in the cup final.
People talk about how nice you are behind your back.
Stop. Looking. So. Good. People are trying to get on with their lives around here.
I want to build a nest in your beard.
So why not send one to a friend?