compliments are good
You're my kind of weird.
If I had my way, they’d put a blue plaque up everywhere you went.
You're a Michelin Star human.
You always get the most pub quiz answers right.
You're perfectly layered. Like a lasagne.
Thanks for always getting us to the airport 4 hours early.
You are small and I like it.
At the hairdressers, people just point at you and say 'like that'.
You're smoother than Barry White in silk pyjamas operating a floor buffer.
You're wise and all knowing, like a mighty owl.
You're not big and clever.
You're small. And clever.
I once looked at your bum. I regret nothing.
I admit it. You're funnier than me.
Things I wish I could be: Ninja. Astronaut. You.
Your hair is sleek and glossy like the mane of a mighty stallion.
Without you the world would have fewer people in it.
You're the hero Bonnie Tyler needed.
You're better than free wifi.
When my life flashes before my eyes, I hope it's mostly you.
You're a glass of water after a long run.
I'd follow you into battle. Or to the shops. Or just on Twitter. Up to you.
When you make tea, it's like a holy elixir. With biscuits.
You’re weird but I like you.
You’re better than a perfectly ripe avocado.
You're like a match. Small and fiery.
You're tougher than my wifi password.
You're more supportive than a sports bra.
You're the bee's knees, the cat's pyjamas, the pheasant's bowtie.
Your Twitter feed could win the Booker Prize.
Your mum says you're caring, kind, thoughtful and sweet. But she does still prefer me.
You're cooler than the other side of the pillow.
I'd be scared to play you at Scrabble.
I want to build a nest in your beard.
I love you more than tea.
You are wonderfully odd.
You're wise and all knowing, like a mighty owl. But you're still always late.
If you were a dinosaur you'd be a Legendasaurus Rex.
Parkinson called. He wants his chat back.
You are the last minute goal in the cup final.
Thank you for tolerating my family.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No. It's you, you massive legend.
If you were bacteria, you'd be the good kind.
You're in my top 5 humans of all time.
You're really good at making sandwiches.
You’re a lot more intelligent than you look.
You're the person my mum hopes I end up with.
You could be a part-time model.
I'd clean the hair out of the plughole for you.
I like your face.
I like that when you see a dog you point at it and say "dog".
If we were marooned on an island, I'd be very sad when I had to eat you.
You're a chocolate Hobnob in a jar of Rich Teas.
You’re the human equivalent of a bank holiday.
You are more adorable than a baby panda riding a sneezing piglet.
You've really nailed being a human. Good job.
In a fight, you could beat two sharks, a bear and five ducks.
You're more lovable than a baby hippo in a onesie.
The best things come in tall packages.
You should be everyone’s specialist subject on Mastermind.
You are a walking high-five.
If you tried, you could probably be quite famous.
You’d win the Saturday Kitchen omelette challenge.
Every time you smile, a kitten is born.
People talk about how nice you are behind your back.
Thanks for stepping into conversations when I say something awkward.
Stop. Looking. So. Good. People are trying to get on with their lives around here.
8 out of 10 cats prefer you.
You are tall. I like it.
You're classier than Sir Patrick Stewart playing a grand piano on a yacht in Monaco.
You have the best dance moves. They're both great.
You're my favourite person to be hungover with.
You're the hero Gotham needs.
You are a terrible cook. But a brilliant human.
You're the first person I'd look for after an apocalyptic event.
So why not send one to a friend?