compliments are good
If we were marooned on an island, I'd be very sad when I had to eat you.
You’re a lot more intelligent than you look.
People talk about how nice you are behind your back.
You're classier than Sir Patrick Stewart playing a grand piano on a yacht in Monaco.
You are more adorable than a baby panda riding a sneezing piglet.
In a fight, you could beat two sharks, a bear and five ducks.
Thanks for always getting us to the airport 4 hours early.
Parkinson called. He wants his chat back.
You’re the human equivalent of a bank holiday.
Every time you smile, a kitten is born.
You are the last minute goal in the cup final.
Without you the world would have fewer people in it.
You are a terrible cook. But a brilliant human.
I'd clean the hair out of the plughole for you.
You're really good at making sandwiches.
I'd be scared to play you at Scrabble.
You're the person my mum hopes I end up with.
You're in my top 5 humans of all time.
I'd follow you into battle. Or to the shops. Or just on Twitter. Up to you.
You’d win the Saturday Kitchen omelette challenge.
The best things come in tall packages.
You should be everyone’s specialist subject on Mastermind.
You are a walking high-five.
I want to build a nest in your beard.
Your hair is sleek and glossy like the mane of a mighty stallion.
If you were bacteria, you'd be the good kind.
Things I wish I could be: Ninja. Astronaut. You.
You're a Michelin Star human.
You're a glass of water after a long run.
You're like a match. Small and fiery.
You are small and I like it.
You always get the most pub quiz answers right.
Your mum says you're caring, kind, thoughtful and sweet. But she does still prefer me.
If you tried, you could probably be quite famous.
You’re weird but I like you.
You're perfectly layered. Like a lasagne.
You're cooler than the other side of the pillow.
You're my kind of weird.
You've really nailed being a human. Good job.
You're wise and all knowing, like a mighty owl.
Thank you for tolerating my family.
You’re better than a perfectly ripe avocado.
You're the bee's knees, the cat's pyjamas, the pheasant's bowtie.
You have the best dance moves. They're both great.
At the hairdressers, people just point at you and say 'like that'.
I love you more than tea.
Your Twitter feed could win the Booker Prize.
You're a chocolate Hobnob in a jar of Rich Teas.
You're the first person I'd look for after an apocalyptic event.
You're the hero Gotham needs.
You're smoother than Barry White in silk pyjamas operating a floor buffer.
When you make tea, it's like a holy elixir. With biscuits.
Thanks for stepping into conversations when I say something awkward.
You're not big and clever.
You're small. And clever.
You're better than free wifi.
If I had my way, they’d put a blue plaque up everywhere you went.
You are wonderfully odd.
You could be a part-time model.
You are tall. I like it.
If you were a dinosaur you'd be a Legendasaurus Rex.
I like your face.
You're more supportive than a sports bra.
I once looked at your bum. I regret nothing.
When my life flashes before my eyes, I hope it's mostly you.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No. It's you, you massive legend.
I admit it. You're funnier than me.
You're wise and all knowing, like a mighty owl. But you're still always late.
You're the hero Bonnie Tyler needed.
Stop. Looking. So. Good. People are trying to get on with their lives around here.
8 out of 10 cats prefer you.
You're tougher than my wifi password.
You're more lovable than a baby hippo in a onesie.
I like that when you see a dog you point at it and say "dog".
You're my favourite person to be hungover with.
So why not send one to a friend?