compliments are good
If we were marooned on an island, I'd be very sad when I had to eat you.
If you tried, you could probably be quite famous.
You’re the human equivalent of a bank holiday.
You're the bee's knees, the cat's pyjamas, the pheasant's bowtie.
Your Twitter feed could win the Booker Prize.
You're my kind of weird.
The best things come in tall packages.
You're better than free wifi.
Stop. Looking. So. Good. People are trying to get on with their lives around here.
You're my favourite person to be hungover with.
You're the first person I'd look for after an apocalyptic event.
Your hair is sleek and glossy like the mane of a mighty stallion.
I love you more than tea.
If you were a dinosaur you'd be a Legendasaurus Rex.
You've really nailed being a human. Good job.
I like your face.
You’d win the Saturday Kitchen omelette challenge.
When you make tea, it's like a holy elixir. With biscuits.
You are wonderfully odd.
You're wise and all knowing, like a mighty owl.
Without you the world would have fewer people in it.
Thank you for tolerating my family.
Things I wish I could be: Ninja. Astronaut. You.
You're not big and clever.
You're small. And clever.
You're a glass of water after a long run.
8 out of 10 cats prefer you.
You’re a lot more intelligent than you look.
You're cooler than the other side of the pillow.
You should be everyone’s specialist subject on Mastermind.
You're classier than Sir Patrick Stewart playing a grand piano on a yacht in Monaco.
I admit it. You're funnier than me.
In a fight, you could beat two sharks, a bear and five ducks.
You are a walking high-five.
You're a Michelin Star human.
You're the hero Bonnie Tyler needed.
You're perfectly layered. Like a lasagne.
You're in my top 5 humans of all time.
You are small and I like it.
Parkinson called. He wants his chat back.
You could be a part-time model.
I'd follow you into battle. Or to the shops. Or just on Twitter. Up to you.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No. It's you, you massive legend.
You're wise and all knowing, like a mighty owl. But you're still always late.
You're really good at making sandwiches.
You're tougher than my wifi password.
People talk about how nice you are behind your back.
Your mum says you're caring, kind, thoughtful and sweet. But she does still prefer me.
You are the last minute goal in the cup final.
If you were bacteria, you'd be the good kind.
I'd be scared to play you at Scrabble.
You're more lovable than a baby hippo in a onesie.
Thanks for always getting us to the airport 4 hours early.
I want to build a nest in your beard.
You're smoother than Barry White in silk pyjamas operating a floor buffer.
You’re better than a perfectly ripe avocado.
You always get the most pub quiz answers right.
At the hairdressers, people just point at you and say 'like that'.
If I had my way, they’d put a blue plaque up everywhere you went.
You are a terrible cook. But a brilliant human.
You are more adorable than a baby panda riding a sneezing piglet.
You're the person my mum hopes I end up with.
You have the best dance moves. They're both great.
You're the hero Gotham needs.
I like that when you see a dog you point at it and say "dog".
I once looked at your bum. I regret nothing.
I'd clean the hair out of the plughole for you.
When my life flashes before my eyes, I hope it's mostly you.
Thanks for stepping into conversations when I say something awkward.
You’re weird but I like you.
You're like a match. Small and fiery.
You are tall. I like it.
You're a chocolate Hobnob in a jar of Rich Teas.
Every time you smile, a kitten is born.
You're more supportive than a sports bra.
So why not send one to a friend?