compliments are good
If you were bacteria, you'd be the good kind.
If you were a dinosaur you'd be a Legendasaurus Rex.
You're the bee's knees, the cat's pyjamas, the pheasant's bowtie.
You are more adorable than a baby panda riding a sneezing piglet.
You are a walking high-five.
You’d win the Saturday Kitchen omelette challenge.
You're tougher than my wifi password.
People talk about how nice you are behind your back.
You're a glass of water after a long run.
You're my kind of weird.
You've really nailed being a human. Good job.
You're smoother than Barry White in silk pyjamas operating a floor buffer.
Every time you smile, a kitten is born.
You’re better than a perfectly ripe avocado.
You could be a part-time model.
You are a terrible cook. But a brilliant human.
You should be everyone’s specialist subject on Mastermind.
At the hairdressers, people just point at you and say 'like that'.
If we were marooned on an island, I'd be very sad when I had to eat you.
I want to build a nest in your beard.
Stop. Looking. So. Good. People are trying to get on with their lives around here.
I'd clean the hair out of the plughole for you.
You're like a match. Small and fiery.
You're the hero Gotham needs.
You're cooler than the other side of the pillow.
You're a Michelin Star human.
Things I wish I could be: Ninja. Astronaut. You.
You’re the human equivalent of a bank holiday.
You are the last minute goal in the cup final.
In a fight, you could beat two sharks, a bear and five ducks.
You have the best dance moves. They're both great.
Thank you for tolerating my family.
You're perfectly layered. Like a lasagne.
You're a chocolate Hobnob in a jar of Rich Teas.
Without you the world would have fewer people in it.
Your hair is sleek and glossy like the mane of a mighty stallion.
Thanks for stepping into conversations when I say something awkward.
You're classier than Sir Patrick Stewart playing a grand piano on a yacht in Monaco.
I love you more than tea.
Your mum says you're caring, kind, thoughtful and sweet. But she does still prefer me.
You're the hero Bonnie Tyler needed.
You're wise and all knowing, like a mighty owl. But you're still always late.
I'd be scared to play you at Scrabble.
You are small and I like it.
You're not big and clever.
You're small. And clever.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No. It's you, you massive legend.
I like that when you see a dog you point at it and say "dog".
8 out of 10 cats prefer you.
I admit it. You're funnier than me.
I like your face.
You always get the most pub quiz answers right.
You're really good at making sandwiches.
Parkinson called. He wants his chat back.
You're in my top 5 humans of all time.
You're more lovable than a baby hippo in a onesie.
Your Twitter feed could win the Booker Prize.
You're wise and all knowing, like a mighty owl.
You're my favourite person to be hungover with.
You are wonderfully odd.
I once looked at your bum. I regret nothing.
Thanks for always getting us to the airport 4 hours early.
The best things come in tall packages.
You're the person my mum hopes I end up with.
If I had my way, they’d put a blue plaque up everywhere you went.
When my life flashes before my eyes, I hope it's mostly you.
You're the first person I'd look for after an apocalyptic event.
You’re a lot more intelligent than you look.
You are tall. I like it.
You're better than free wifi.
You’re weird but I like you.
When you make tea, it's like a holy elixir. With biscuits.
You're more supportive than a sports bra.
If you tried, you could probably be quite famous.
I'd follow you into battle. Or to the shops. Or just on Twitter. Up to you.
So why not send one to a friend?