compliments are good
If you were a dinosaur you'd be a Legendasaurus Rex.
You're a Michelin Star human.
You're the bee's knees, the cat's pyjamas, the pheasant's bowtie.
You're a glass of water after a long run.
You're the person my mum hopes I end up with.
You're smoother than Barry White in silk pyjamas operating a floor buffer.
You're tougher than my wifi password.
I'd be scared to play you at Scrabble.
You are more adorable than a baby panda riding a sneezing piglet.
You're a chocolate Hobnob in a jar of Rich Teas.
I'd clean the hair out of the plughole for you.
You are a terrible cook. But a brilliant human.
You’re weird but I like you.
When my life flashes before my eyes, I hope it's mostly you.
You're really good at making sandwiches.
You're my favourite person to be hungover with.
Your mum says you're caring, kind, thoughtful and sweet. But she does still prefer me.
You're not big and clever.
You're small. And clever.
You're like a match. Small and fiery.
I admit it. You're funnier than me.
Thank you for tolerating my family.
You're more lovable than a baby hippo in a onesie.
If you tried, you could probably be quite famous.
You're classier than Sir Patrick Stewart playing a grand piano on a yacht in Monaco.
You are the last minute goal in the cup final.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No. It's you, you massive legend.
You're the first person I'd look for after an apocalyptic event.
You should be everyone’s specialist subject on Mastermind.
You've really nailed being a human. Good job.
I once looked at your bum. I regret nothing.
You’re the human equivalent of a bank holiday.
You have the best dance moves. They're both great.
The best things come in tall packages.
People talk about how nice you are behind your back.
Without you the world would have fewer people in it.
You're in my top 5 humans of all time.
If I had my way, they’d put a blue plaque up everywhere you went.
You're the hero Gotham needs.
You are small and I like it.
I want to build a nest in your beard.
8 out of 10 cats prefer you.
You are wonderfully odd.
You always get the most pub quiz answers right.
When you make tea, it's like a holy elixir. With biscuits.
I'd follow you into battle. Or to the shops. Or just on Twitter. Up to you.
Your hair is sleek and glossy like the mane of a mighty stallion.
You’d win the Saturday Kitchen omelette challenge.
Things I wish I could be: Ninja. Astronaut. You.
Parkinson called. He wants his chat back.
You could be a part-time model.
Every time you smile, a kitten is born.
I like that when you see a dog you point at it and say "dog".
You're wise and all knowing, like a mighty owl.
If you were bacteria, you'd be the good kind.
I love you more than tea.
You’re better than a perfectly ripe avocado.
You're wise and all knowing, like a mighty owl. But you're still always late.
I like your face.
You are tall. I like it.
If we were marooned on an island, I'd be very sad when I had to eat you.
You're cooler than the other side of the pillow.
In a fight, you could beat two sharks, a bear and five ducks.
Thanks for stepping into conversations when I say something awkward.
You are a walking high-five.
Stop. Looking. So. Good. People are trying to get on with their lives around here.
You're my kind of weird.
Thanks for always getting us to the airport 4 hours early.
Your Twitter feed could win the Booker Prize.
You're the hero Bonnie Tyler needed.
You're perfectly layered. Like a lasagne.
At the hairdressers, people just point at you and say 'like that'.
You're more supportive than a sports bra.
You’re a lot more intelligent than you look.
You're better than free wifi.
So why not send one to a friend?