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  • You've really nailed being a human. Good job.

  • If you tried, you could probably be quite famous.

  • Every time you smile, a kitten is born.

  • You're my kind of weird.

  • In a fight, you could beat two sharks, a bear and five ducks.

  • You are tall. I like it.

  • You're better than free wifi.

  • When my life flashes before my eyes, I hope it's mostly you.

  • I love you more than tea.

  • You're in my top 5 humans of all time.

  • You're wise and all knowing, like a mighty owl. But you're still always late.

  • You’re the human equivalent of a bank holiday.

  • Thanks for always getting us to the airport 4 hours early.

  • You're wise and all knowing, like a mighty owl.

  • You're more supportive than a sports bra.

  • If I had my way, they’d put a blue plaque up everywhere you went.

  • You're perfectly layered. Like a lasagne.

  • You are the last minute goal in the cup final.

  • I'd follow you into battle. Or to the shops. Or just on Twitter. Up to you.

  • You are small and I like it.

  • You are wonderfully odd.

  • Thanks for stepping into conversations when I say something awkward.

  • You're the hero Gotham needs.

  • I like that when you see a dog you point at it and say "dog".

  • The best things come in tall packages.

  • Parkinson called. He wants his chat back.

  • I once looked at your bum. I regret nothing.

  • You're smoother than Barry White in silk pyjamas operating a floor buffer.

  • People talk about how nice you are behind your back.

  • I'd be scared to play you at Scrabble.

  • You're a Michelin Star human.

  • You're my favourite person to be hungover with.

  • You're a glass of water after a long run.

  • You're more lovable than a baby hippo in a onesie.

  • 8 out of 10 cats prefer you.

  • You are more adorable than a baby panda riding a sneezing piglet.

  • You're really good at making sandwiches.

  • You're the hero Bonnie Tyler needed.

  • Stop. Looking. So. Good. People are trying to get on with their lives around here.

  • You're cooler than the other side of the pillow.

  • Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No. It's you, you massive legend.

  • You are a walking high-five.

  • You have the best dance moves. They're both great.

  • Things I wish I could be: Ninja. Astronaut. You.

  • If you were a dinosaur you'd be a Legendasaurus Rex.

  • Thank you for tolerating my family.

  • You’re a lot more intelligent than you look.

  • You're tougher than my wifi password.

  • You're not big and clever.
    You're small. And clever.

  • When you make tea, it's like a holy elixir. With biscuits.

  • I admit it. You're funnier than me.

  • You’re better than a perfectly ripe avocado.

  • You're the bee's knees, the cat's pyjamas, the pheasant's bowtie.

  • You always get the most pub quiz answers right.

  • I'd clean the hair out of the plughole for you.

  • You're the first person I'd look for after an apocalyptic event.

  • I like your face.

  • If you were bacteria, you'd be the good kind.

  • If we were marooned on an island, I'd be very sad when I had to eat you.

  • You could be a part-time model.

  • You're the person my mum hopes I end up with.

  • At the hairdressers, people just point at you and say 'like that'.

  • You should be everyone’s specialist subject on Mastermind.

  • You're like a match. Small and fiery.

  • Your mum says you're caring, kind, thoughtful and sweet. But she does still prefer me.

  • You're a chocolate Hobnob in a jar of Rich Teas.

  • You're classier than Sir Patrick Stewart playing a grand piano on a yacht in Monaco.

  • Without you the world would have fewer people in it.

  • I want to build a nest in your beard.

  • Your Twitter feed could win the Booker Prize.

  • You’d win the Saturday Kitchen omelette challenge.

  • Your hair is sleek and glossy like the mane of a mighty stallion.

  • You are a terrible cook. But a brilliant human.

  • You’re weird but I like you.

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