compliments are good
You are more adorable than a baby panda riding a sneezing piglet.
You are small and I like it.
Every time you smile, a kitten is born.
You have the best dance moves. They're both great.
I like your face.
Without you the world would have fewer people in it.
If we were marooned on an island, I'd be very sad when I had to eat you.
You're cooler than the other side of the pillow.
You're a Michelin Star human.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No. It's you, you massive legend.
You're the first person I'd look for after an apocalyptic event.
I love you more than tea.
If you were bacteria, you'd be the good kind.
You’re the human equivalent of a bank holiday.
When my life flashes before my eyes, I hope it's mostly you.
Your Twitter feed could win the Booker Prize.
You're the bee's knees, the cat's pyjamas, the pheasant's bowtie.
At the hairdressers, people just point at you and say 'like that'.
You could be a part-time model.
You’re a lot more intelligent than you look.
I like that when you see a dog you point at it and say "dog".
You’re better than a perfectly ripe avocado.
8 out of 10 cats prefer you.
If you tried, you could probably be quite famous.
You are tall. I like it.
I once looked at your bum. I regret nothing.
You always get the most pub quiz answers right.
The best things come in tall packages.
Thanks for stepping into conversations when I say something awkward.
You're more lovable than a baby hippo in a onesie.
You're my kind of weird.
You're perfectly layered. Like a lasagne.
I admit it. You're funnier than me.
You're better than free wifi.
I want to build a nest in your beard.
You are a walking high-five.
You are wonderfully odd.
You've really nailed being a human. Good job.
You’re weird but I like you.
When you make tea, it's like a holy elixir. With biscuits.
I'd be scared to play you at Scrabble.
You're not big and clever.
You're small. And clever.
Parkinson called. He wants his chat back.
I'd clean the hair out of the plughole for you.
Thank you for tolerating my family.
You're the hero Gotham needs.
You're a chocolate Hobnob in a jar of Rich Teas.
In a fight, you could beat two sharks, a bear and five ducks.
You're classier than Sir Patrick Stewart playing a grand piano on a yacht in Monaco.
If I had my way, they’d put a blue plaque up everywhere you went.
You're wise and all knowing, like a mighty owl. But you're still always late.
You're my favourite person to be hungover with.
You’d win the Saturday Kitchen omelette challenge.
If you were a dinosaur you'd be a Legendasaurus Rex.
Things I wish I could be: Ninja. Astronaut. You.
You're wise and all knowing, like a mighty owl.
You're tougher than my wifi password.
You're like a match. Small and fiery.
You're in my top 5 humans of all time.
You're more supportive than a sports bra.
People talk about how nice you are behind your back.
You're really good at making sandwiches.
You're smoother than Barry White in silk pyjamas operating a floor buffer.
You should be everyone’s specialist subject on Mastermind.
You are the last minute goal in the cup final.
Stop. Looking. So. Good. People are trying to get on with their lives around here.
You're the hero Bonnie Tyler needed.
I'd follow you into battle. Or to the shops. Or just on Twitter. Up to you.
Thanks for always getting us to the airport 4 hours early.
You're a glass of water after a long run.
Your hair is sleek and glossy like the mane of a mighty stallion.
You are a terrible cook. But a brilliant human.
You're the person my mum hopes I end up with.
Your mum says you're caring, kind, thoughtful and sweet. But she does still prefer me.
So why not send one to a friend?