compliments are good
You're the first person I'd look for after an apocalyptic event.
Thanks for always getting us to the airport 4 hours early.
Stop. Looking. So. Good. People are trying to get on with their lives around here.
You're more supportive than a sports bra.
You are small and I like it.
You're the hero Bonnie Tyler needed.
You have the best dance moves. They're both great.
I love you more than tea.
You're better than free wifi.
Every time you smile, a kitten is born.
I once looked at your bum. I regret nothing.
Without you the world would have fewer people in it.
Things I wish I could be: Ninja. Astronaut. You.
At the hairdressers, people just point at you and say 'like that'.
You’d win the Saturday Kitchen omelette challenge.
People talk about how nice you are behind your back.
You're a glass of water after a long run.
I'd follow you into battle. Or to the shops. Or just on Twitter. Up to you.
You're really good at making sandwiches.
You're my kind of weird.
You're classier than Sir Patrick Stewart playing a grand piano on a yacht in Monaco.
I'd clean the hair out of the plughole for you.
You are wonderfully odd.
The best things come in tall packages.
Your Twitter feed could win the Booker Prize.
In a fight, you could beat two sharks, a bear and five ducks.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No. It's you, you massive legend.
I want to build a nest in your beard.
You're wise and all knowing, like a mighty owl. But you're still always late.
When you make tea, it's like a holy elixir. With biscuits.
Your mum says you're caring, kind, thoughtful and sweet. But she does still prefer me.
When my life flashes before my eyes, I hope it's mostly you.
You're in my top 5 humans of all time.
You’re a lot more intelligent than you look.
You're the person my mum hopes I end up with.
If you were a dinosaur you'd be a Legendasaurus Rex.
You are a walking high-five.
You're perfectly layered. Like a lasagne.
You are tall. I like it.
If you were bacteria, you'd be the good kind.
I like your face.
You’re the human equivalent of a bank holiday.
You're not big and clever.
You're small. And clever.
Your hair is sleek and glossy like the mane of a mighty stallion.
You're like a match. Small and fiery.
You're more lovable than a baby hippo in a onesie.
You should be everyone’s specialist subject on Mastermind.
I like that when you see a dog you point at it and say "dog".
You're the hero Gotham needs.
Thank you for tolerating my family.
You are the last minute goal in the cup final.
You are more adorable than a baby panda riding a sneezing piglet.
You're the bee's knees, the cat's pyjamas, the pheasant's bowtie.
You're a chocolate Hobnob in a jar of Rich Teas.
You're my favourite person to be hungover with.
You've really nailed being a human. Good job.
If I had my way, they’d put a blue plaque up everywhere you went.
You're a Michelin Star human.
Parkinson called. He wants his chat back.
I admit it. You're funnier than me.
You're smoother than Barry White in silk pyjamas operating a floor buffer.
You are a terrible cook. But a brilliant human.
Thanks for stepping into conversations when I say something awkward.
You're cooler than the other side of the pillow.
You're tougher than my wifi password.
If we were marooned on an island, I'd be very sad when I had to eat you.
I'd be scared to play you at Scrabble.
You’re better than a perfectly ripe avocado.
You’re weird but I like you.
If you tried, you could probably be quite famous.
You always get the most pub quiz answers right.
You're wise and all knowing, like a mighty owl.
8 out of 10 cats prefer you.
You could be a part-time model.
So why not send one to a friend?