compliments are good
You've really nailed being a human. Good job.
You're my favourite person to be hungover with.
You are a terrible cook. But a brilliant human.
You're better than free wifi.
You are more adorable than a baby panda riding a sneezing piglet.
You're the bee's knees, the cat's pyjamas, the pheasant's bowtie.
If you were bacteria, you'd be the good kind.
If you were a dinosaur you'd be a Legendasaurus Rex.
I like that when you see a dog you point at it and say "dog".
Your hair is sleek and glossy like the mane of a mighty stallion.
I like your face.
Without you the world would have fewer people in it.
You're more lovable than a baby hippo in a onesie.
You're the hero Gotham needs.
You're really good at making sandwiches.
You're not big and clever.
You're small. And clever.
You're smoother than Barry White in silk pyjamas operating a floor buffer.
You're in my top 5 humans of all time.
You have the best dance moves. They're both great.
You're wise and all knowing, like a mighty owl.
You’re a lot more intelligent than you look.
You're a chocolate Hobnob in a jar of Rich Teas.
When my life flashes before my eyes, I hope it's mostly you.
Thanks for always getting us to the airport 4 hours early.
You are tall. I like it.
You're the person my mum hopes I end up with.
People talk about how nice you are behind your back.
You're classier than Sir Patrick Stewart playing a grand piano on a yacht in Monaco.
You're a Michelin Star human.
I love you more than tea.
I'd follow you into battle. Or to the shops. Or just on Twitter. Up to you.
If you tried, you could probably be quite famous.
Stop. Looking. So. Good. People are trying to get on with their lives around here.
You should be everyone’s specialist subject on Mastermind.
You’re weird but I like you.
If we were marooned on an island, I'd be very sad when I had to eat you.
You are wonderfully odd.
You’d win the Saturday Kitchen omelette challenge.
You’re the human equivalent of a bank holiday.
You are the last minute goal in the cup final.
You're wise and all knowing, like a mighty owl. But you're still always late.
I once looked at your bum. I regret nothing.
The best things come in tall packages.
You're cooler than the other side of the pillow.
You're the first person I'd look for after an apocalyptic event.
If I had my way, they’d put a blue plaque up everywhere you went.
You're like a match. Small and fiery.
Thanks for stepping into conversations when I say something awkward.
You're a glass of water after a long run.
Your Twitter feed could win the Booker Prize.
In a fight, you could beat two sharks, a bear and five ducks.
You're my kind of weird.
I want to build a nest in your beard.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No. It's you, you massive legend.
I'd clean the hair out of the plughole for you.
You are a walking high-five.
At the hairdressers, people just point at you and say 'like that'.
You're perfectly layered. Like a lasagne.
You're the hero Bonnie Tyler needed.
You're tougher than my wifi password.
Parkinson called. He wants his chat back.
You’re better than a perfectly ripe avocado.
Thank you for tolerating my family.
8 out of 10 cats prefer you.
Every time you smile, a kitten is born.
You could be a part-time model.
You're more supportive than a sports bra.
I'd be scared to play you at Scrabble.
You always get the most pub quiz answers right.
When you make tea, it's like a holy elixir. With biscuits.
You are small and I like it.
Things I wish I could be: Ninja. Astronaut. You.
I admit it. You're funnier than me.
Your mum says you're caring, kind, thoughtful and sweet. But she does still prefer me.
So why not send one to a friend?