compliments are good
If you were bacteria, you'd be the good kind.
You’re the human equivalent of a bank holiday.
When my life flashes before my eyes, I hope it's mostly you.
Your hair is sleek and glossy like the mane of a mighty stallion.
You're the person my mum hopes I end up with.
If you tried, you could probably be quite famous.
8 out of 10 cats prefer you.
You're perfectly layered. Like a lasagne.
You've really nailed being a human. Good job.
You're in my top 5 humans of all time.
If we were marooned on an island, I'd be very sad when I had to eat you.
Thanks for stepping into conversations when I say something awkward.
I like that when you see a dog you point at it and say "dog".
You're my kind of weird.
You're a glass of water after a long run.
Thanks for always getting us to the airport 4 hours early.
You should be everyone’s specialist subject on Mastermind.
Stop. Looking. So. Good. People are trying to get on with their lives around here.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No. It's you, you massive legend.
You're a chocolate Hobnob in a jar of Rich Teas.
You're my favourite person to be hungover with.
Parkinson called. He wants his chat back.
You're cooler than the other side of the pillow.
You are small and I like it.
You’re better than a perfectly ripe avocado.
You're the bee's knees, the cat's pyjamas, the pheasant's bowtie.
You have the best dance moves. They're both great.
You could be a part-time model.
I love you more than tea.
You are a walking high-five.
I want to build a nest in your beard.
I once looked at your bum. I regret nothing.
You are a terrible cook. But a brilliant human.
Things I wish I could be: Ninja. Astronaut. You.
You're more supportive than a sports bra.
Every time you smile, a kitten is born.
You are tall. I like it.
If I had my way, they’d put a blue plaque up everywhere you went.
You are wonderfully odd.
Thank you for tolerating my family.
I'd clean the hair out of the plughole for you.
You're the hero Gotham needs.
At the hairdressers, people just point at you and say 'like that'.
You’re weird but I like you.
You are the last minute goal in the cup final.
You're smoother than Barry White in silk pyjamas operating a floor buffer.
Your Twitter feed could win the Booker Prize.
The best things come in tall packages.
You're more lovable than a baby hippo in a onesie.
I like your face.
You're better than free wifi.
You're the hero Bonnie Tyler needed.
You're a Michelin Star human.
Without you the world would have fewer people in it.
You are more adorable than a baby panda riding a sneezing piglet.
You’re a lot more intelligent than you look.
If you were a dinosaur you'd be a Legendasaurus Rex.
You're classier than Sir Patrick Stewart playing a grand piano on a yacht in Monaco.
You're like a match. Small and fiery.
Your mum says you're caring, kind, thoughtful and sweet. But she does still prefer me.
You're really good at making sandwiches.
In a fight, you could beat two sharks, a bear and five ducks.
I'd follow you into battle. Or to the shops. Or just on Twitter. Up to you.
You're wise and all knowing, like a mighty owl.
You're not big and clever.
You're small. And clever.
People talk about how nice you are behind your back.
I'd be scared to play you at Scrabble.
You're wise and all knowing, like a mighty owl. But you're still always late.
You’d win the Saturday Kitchen omelette challenge.
When you make tea, it's like a holy elixir. With biscuits.
You're the first person I'd look for after an apocalyptic event.
You always get the most pub quiz answers right.
You're tougher than my wifi password.
I admit it. You're funnier than me.
So why not send one to a friend?