compliments are good
If you were bacteria, you'd be the good kind.
You're the person my mum hopes I end up with.
You’d win the Saturday Kitchen omelette challenge.
You're more supportive than a sports bra.
If we were marooned on an island, I'd be very sad when I had to eat you.
Parkinson called. He wants his chat back.
You're a glass of water after a long run.
You always get the most pub quiz answers right.
Every time you smile, a kitten is born.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No. It's you, you massive legend.
You're my favourite person to be hungover with.
You are small and I like it.
You're more lovable than a baby hippo in a onesie.
You’re a lot more intelligent than you look.
The best things come in tall packages.
I love you more than tea.
I'd follow you into battle. Or to the shops. Or just on Twitter. Up to you.
I like that when you see a dog you point at it and say "dog".
You're classier than Sir Patrick Stewart playing a grand piano on a yacht in Monaco.
Thanks for always getting us to the airport 4 hours early.
At the hairdressers, people just point at you and say 'like that'.
You're wise and all knowing, like a mighty owl.
When you make tea, it's like a holy elixir. With biscuits.
You are a terrible cook. But a brilliant human.
You've really nailed being a human. Good job.
If you tried, you could probably be quite famous.
If I had my way, they’d put a blue plaque up everywhere you went.
If you were a dinosaur you'd be a Legendasaurus Rex.
You're like a match. Small and fiery.
Your hair is sleek and glossy like the mane of a mighty stallion.
People talk about how nice you are behind your back.
You're in my top 5 humans of all time.
I'd clean the hair out of the plughole for you.
Things I wish I could be: Ninja. Astronaut. You.
You are a walking high-five.
You're tougher than my wifi password.
You're the bee's knees, the cat's pyjamas, the pheasant's bowtie.
You could be a part-time model.
Stop. Looking. So. Good. People are trying to get on with their lives around here.
In a fight, you could beat two sharks, a bear and five ducks.
I like your face.
You are more adorable than a baby panda riding a sneezing piglet.
You are wonderfully odd.
You're a Michelin Star human.
You're the first person I'd look for after an apocalyptic event.
You're the hero Gotham needs.
You should be everyone’s specialist subject on Mastermind.
Your Twitter feed could win the Booker Prize.
You're wise and all knowing, like a mighty owl. But you're still always late.
You are the last minute goal in the cup final.
8 out of 10 cats prefer you.
You are tall. I like it.
Thanks for stepping into conversations when I say something awkward.
You’re better than a perfectly ripe avocado.
Thank you for tolerating my family.
I once looked at your bum. I regret nothing.
You're better than free wifi.
I'd be scared to play you at Scrabble.
You’re the human equivalent of a bank holiday.
You're the hero Bonnie Tyler needed.
You’re weird but I like you.
When my life flashes before my eyes, I hope it's mostly you.
Without you the world would have fewer people in it.
Your mum says you're caring, kind, thoughtful and sweet. But she does still prefer me.
You're smoother than Barry White in silk pyjamas operating a floor buffer.
I admit it. You're funnier than me.
You have the best dance moves. They're both great.
You're cooler than the other side of the pillow.
You're perfectly layered. Like a lasagne.
I want to build a nest in your beard.
You're my kind of weird.
You're a chocolate Hobnob in a jar of Rich Teas.
You're not big and clever.
You're small. And clever.
You're really good at making sandwiches.
So why not send one to a friend?