compliments are good
If you were a dinosaur you'd be a Legendasaurus Rex.
I'd follow you into battle. Or to the shops. Or just on Twitter. Up to you.
You're not big and clever.
You're small. And clever.
Parkinson called. He wants his chat back.
Every time you smile, a kitten is born.
Without you the world would have fewer people in it.
You're tougher than my wifi password.
You're smoother than Barry White in silk pyjamas operating a floor buffer.
You always get the most pub quiz answers right.
You are more adorable than a baby panda riding a sneezing piglet.
People talk about how nice you are behind your back.
You're the first person I'd look for after an apocalyptic event.
You're the person my mum hopes I end up with.
At the hairdressers, people just point at you and say 'like that'.
You could be a part-time model.
You're wise and all knowing, like a mighty owl. But you're still always late.
You're perfectly layered. Like a lasagne.
If we were marooned on an island, I'd be very sad when I had to eat you.
You’re weird but I like you.
You are tall. I like it.
Stop. Looking. So. Good. People are trying to get on with their lives around here.
I'd clean the hair out of the plughole for you.
When my life flashes before my eyes, I hope it's mostly you.
If I had my way, they’d put a blue plaque up everywhere you went.
You're wise and all knowing, like a mighty owl.
If you tried, you could probably be quite famous.
You're the hero Bonnie Tyler needed.
You're a chocolate Hobnob in a jar of Rich Teas.
You're the bee's knees, the cat's pyjamas, the pheasant's bowtie.
You’re a lot more intelligent than you look.
You're like a match. Small and fiery.
In a fight, you could beat two sharks, a bear and five ducks.
You should be everyone’s specialist subject on Mastermind.
You're really good at making sandwiches.
Thanks for stepping into conversations when I say something awkward.
You're more supportive than a sports bra.
You're cooler than the other side of the pillow.
You are the last minute goal in the cup final.
The best things come in tall packages.
You’d win the Saturday Kitchen omelette challenge.
You're better than free wifi.
I like your face.
I admit it. You're funnier than me.
Thanks for always getting us to the airport 4 hours early.
You are small and I like it.
You're my favourite person to be hungover with.
If you were bacteria, you'd be the good kind.
You are wonderfully odd.
You're a Michelin Star human.
You're my kind of weird.
You're a glass of water after a long run.
You are a walking high-five.
You’re better than a perfectly ripe avocado.
You’re the human equivalent of a bank holiday.
Thank you for tolerating my family.
Your hair is sleek and glossy like the mane of a mighty stallion.
When you make tea, it's like a holy elixir. With biscuits.
I once looked at your bum. I regret nothing.
You've really nailed being a human. Good job.
You're the hero Gotham needs.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No. It's you, you massive legend.
You are a terrible cook. But a brilliant human.
You're in my top 5 humans of all time.
Your mum says you're caring, kind, thoughtful and sweet. But she does still prefer me.
You have the best dance moves. They're both great.
Things I wish I could be: Ninja. Astronaut. You.
I'd be scared to play you at Scrabble.
You're more lovable than a baby hippo in a onesie.
8 out of 10 cats prefer you.
You're classier than Sir Patrick Stewart playing a grand piano on a yacht in Monaco.
Your Twitter feed could win the Booker Prize.
I want to build a nest in your beard.
I love you more than tea.
I like that when you see a dog you point at it and say "dog".
So why not send one to a friend?