compliments are good
If you were bacteria, you'd be the good kind.
Stop. Looking. So. Good. People are trying to get on with their lives around here.
You're classier than Sir Patrick Stewart playing a grand piano on a yacht in Monaco.
Every time you smile, a kitten is born.
Things I wish I could be: Ninja. Astronaut. You.
The best things come in tall packages.
You have the best dance moves. They're both great.
You're more lovable than a baby hippo in a onesie.
8 out of 10 cats prefer you.
You’re the human equivalent of a bank holiday.
You're more supportive than a sports bra.
You’re a lot more intelligent than you look.
When my life flashes before my eyes, I hope it's mostly you.
I want to build a nest in your beard.
You always get the most pub quiz answers right.
If you tried, you could probably be quite famous.
I'd follow you into battle. Or to the shops. Or just on Twitter. Up to you.
People talk about how nice you are behind your back.
You're the first person I'd look for after an apocalyptic event.
Thank you for tolerating my family.
When you make tea, it's like a holy elixir. With biscuits.
You're a Michelin Star human.
You're wise and all knowing, like a mighty owl.
Your Twitter feed could win the Booker Prize.
You're really good at making sandwiches.
I love you more than tea.
You're cooler than the other side of the pillow.
Your mum says you're caring, kind, thoughtful and sweet. But she does still prefer me.
Parkinson called. He wants his chat back.
You're the person my mum hopes I end up with.
If you were a dinosaur you'd be a Legendasaurus Rex.
You've really nailed being a human. Good job.
You're wise and all knowing, like a mighty owl. But you're still always late.
If I had my way, they’d put a blue plaque up everywhere you went.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No. It's you, you massive legend.
You're a chocolate Hobnob in a jar of Rich Teas.
You're better than free wifi.
You are small and I like it.
You’d win the Saturday Kitchen omelette challenge.
You're my kind of weird.
You are more adorable than a baby panda riding a sneezing piglet.
If we were marooned on an island, I'd be very sad when I had to eat you.
You are a terrible cook. But a brilliant human.
You're the hero Bonnie Tyler needed.
Without you the world would have fewer people in it.
You're tougher than my wifi password.
You're in my top 5 humans of all time.
You're a glass of water after a long run.
I'd be scared to play you at Scrabble.
You're not big and clever.
You're small. And clever.
You should be everyone’s specialist subject on Mastermind.
You are the last minute goal in the cup final.
You're the bee's knees, the cat's pyjamas, the pheasant's bowtie.
I admit it. You're funnier than me.
I once looked at your bum. I regret nothing.
You could be a part-time model.
I like that when you see a dog you point at it and say "dog".
Your hair is sleek and glossy like the mane of a mighty stallion.
You're perfectly layered. Like a lasagne.
You're like a match. Small and fiery.
Thanks for always getting us to the airport 4 hours early.
You're my favourite person to be hungover with.
You’re weird but I like you.
You are a walking high-five.
I'd clean the hair out of the plughole for you.
At the hairdressers, people just point at you and say 'like that'.
You’re better than a perfectly ripe avocado.
You are tall. I like it.
You're the hero Gotham needs.
In a fight, you could beat two sharks, a bear and five ducks.
I like your face.
Thanks for stepping into conversations when I say something awkward.
You are wonderfully odd.
You're smoother than Barry White in silk pyjamas operating a floor buffer.
So why not send one to a friend?