compliments are good
You're a Michelin Star human.
You're more supportive than a sports bra.
You are a walking high-five.
You're a glass of water after a long run.
Thanks for stepping into conversations when I say something awkward.
I'd follow you into battle. Or to the shops. Or just on Twitter. Up to you.
I'd be scared to play you at Scrabble.
I like your face.
If we were marooned on an island, I'd be very sad when I had to eat you.
You are more adorable than a baby panda riding a sneezing piglet.
You're more lovable than a baby hippo in a onesie.
You’re better than a perfectly ripe avocado.
You could be a part-time model.
You're the bee's knees, the cat's pyjamas, the pheasant's bowtie.
I love you more than tea.
You’re weird but I like you.
If you tried, you could probably be quite famous.
If I had my way, they’d put a blue plaque up everywhere you went.
Without you the world would have fewer people in it.
You’d win the Saturday Kitchen omelette challenge.
When you make tea, it's like a holy elixir. With biscuits.
You have the best dance moves. They're both great.
Every time you smile, a kitten is born.
At the hairdressers, people just point at you and say 'like that'.
You're classier than Sir Patrick Stewart playing a grand piano on a yacht in Monaco.
You are tall. I like it.
You're smoother than Barry White in silk pyjamas operating a floor buffer.
You are the last minute goal in the cup final.
I like that when you see a dog you point at it and say "dog".
You're the first person I'd look for after an apocalyptic event.
Thanks for always getting us to the airport 4 hours early.
I'd clean the hair out of the plughole for you.
You're like a match. Small and fiery.
You're my favourite person to be hungover with.
You are small and I like it.
In a fight, you could beat two sharks, a bear and five ducks.
You're not big and clever.
You're small. And clever.
Your mum says you're caring, kind, thoughtful and sweet. But she does still prefer me.
Stop. Looking. So. Good. People are trying to get on with their lives around here.
You should be everyone’s specialist subject on Mastermind.
You're in my top 5 humans of all time.
If you were bacteria, you'd be the good kind.
8 out of 10 cats prefer you.
Thank you for tolerating my family.
You've really nailed being a human. Good job.
You are a terrible cook. But a brilliant human.
Your hair is sleek and glossy like the mane of a mighty stallion.
I want to build a nest in your beard.
You're wise and all knowing, like a mighty owl. But you're still always late.
You're really good at making sandwiches.
You're perfectly layered. Like a lasagne.
People talk about how nice you are behind your back.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No. It's you, you massive legend.
You're the person my mum hopes I end up with.
If you were a dinosaur you'd be a Legendasaurus Rex.
You're cooler than the other side of the pillow.
You’re a lot more intelligent than you look.
Parkinson called. He wants his chat back.
You're my kind of weird.
Things I wish I could be: Ninja. Astronaut. You.
You're a chocolate Hobnob in a jar of Rich Teas.
The best things come in tall packages.
You're better than free wifi.
I admit it. You're funnier than me.
When my life flashes before my eyes, I hope it's mostly you.
You always get the most pub quiz answers right.
You're tougher than my wifi password.
You're the hero Gotham needs.
Your Twitter feed could win the Booker Prize.
You are wonderfully odd.
I once looked at your bum. I regret nothing.
You're wise and all knowing, like a mighty owl.
You’re the human equivalent of a bank holiday.
You're the hero Bonnie Tyler needed.
So why not send one to a friend?