compliments are good
You are more adorable than a baby panda riding a sneezing piglet.
If I had my way, they’d put a blue plaque up everywhere you went.
You're wise and all knowing, like a mighty owl.
Parkinson called. He wants his chat back.
You're my kind of weird.
You could be a part-time model.
You're in my top 5 humans of all time.
You have the best dance moves. They're both great.
You are a walking high-five.
If we were marooned on an island, I'd be very sad when I had to eat you.
You're the hero Gotham needs.
I once looked at your bum. I regret nothing.
At the hairdressers, people just point at you and say 'like that'.
When my life flashes before my eyes, I hope it's mostly you.
You're classier than Sir Patrick Stewart playing a grand piano on a yacht in Monaco.
You should be everyone’s specialist subject on Mastermind.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No. It's you, you massive legend.
You're not big and clever.
You're small. And clever.
Your mum says you're caring, kind, thoughtful and sweet. But she does still prefer me.
You're tougher than my wifi password.
You are a terrible cook. But a brilliant human.
I want to build a nest in your beard.
You're better than free wifi.
I'd be scared to play you at Scrabble.
I like that when you see a dog you point at it and say "dog".
You are wonderfully odd.
The best things come in tall packages.
If you tried, you could probably be quite famous.
Your hair is sleek and glossy like the mane of a mighty stallion.
If you were a dinosaur you'd be a Legendasaurus Rex.
You’re a lot more intelligent than you look.
Thanks for always getting us to the airport 4 hours early.
Without you the world would have fewer people in it.
You're more supportive than a sports bra.
You're like a match. Small and fiery.
You’re weird but I like you.
You're a Michelin Star human.
You're perfectly layered. Like a lasagne.
You’re better than a perfectly ripe avocado.
Thanks for stepping into conversations when I say something awkward.
I like your face.
You’d win the Saturday Kitchen omelette challenge.
You are the last minute goal in the cup final.
You are tall. I like it.
You're the bee's knees, the cat's pyjamas, the pheasant's bowtie.
You're cooler than the other side of the pillow.
You're a glass of water after a long run.
You're more lovable than a baby hippo in a onesie.
You’re the human equivalent of a bank holiday.
You're my favourite person to be hungover with.
You are small and I like it.
You're the person my mum hopes I end up with.
Every time you smile, a kitten is born.
8 out of 10 cats prefer you.
People talk about how nice you are behind your back.
You're wise and all knowing, like a mighty owl. But you're still always late.
I admit it. You're funnier than me.
When you make tea, it's like a holy elixir. With biscuits.
Stop. Looking. So. Good. People are trying to get on with their lives around here.
In a fight, you could beat two sharks, a bear and five ducks.
Your Twitter feed could win the Booker Prize.
You've really nailed being a human. Good job.
You always get the most pub quiz answers right.
You're a chocolate Hobnob in a jar of Rich Teas.
If you were bacteria, you'd be the good kind.
I'd follow you into battle. Or to the shops. Or just on Twitter. Up to you.
I love you more than tea.
You're smoother than Barry White in silk pyjamas operating a floor buffer.
I'd clean the hair out of the plughole for you.
Thank you for tolerating my family.
You're the hero Bonnie Tyler needed.
You're really good at making sandwiches.
Things I wish I could be: Ninja. Astronaut. You.
You're the first person I'd look for after an apocalyptic event.
So why not send one to a friend?