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If we were marooned on an island, I'd be very sad when I had to eat you.
I want to build a nest in your beard.
I like your face.
People talk about how nice you are behind your back.
You're a chocolate Hobnob in a jar of Rich Teas.
You’re weird but I like you.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No. It's you, you massive legend.
You always get the most pub quiz answers right.
You're perfectly layered. Like a lasagne.
I'd clean the hair out of the plughole for you.
You're the bee's knees, the cat's pyjamas, the pheasant's bowtie.
You're smoother than Barry White in silk pyjamas operating a floor buffer.
In a fight, you could beat two sharks, a bear and five ducks.
You're classier than Sir Patrick Stewart playing a grand piano on a yacht in Monaco.
You're the person my mum hopes I end up with.
You could be a part-time model.
You’re a lot more intelligent than you look.
You are tall. I like it.
You're wise and all knowing, like a mighty owl.
You are the last minute goal in the cup final.
You're like a match. Small and fiery.
You've really nailed being a human. Good job.
You're the hero Gotham needs.
I once looked at your bum. I regret nothing.
You're cooler than the other side of the pillow.
You're wise and all knowing, like a mighty owl. But you're still always late.
At the hairdressers, people just point at you and say 'like that'.
You're tougher than my wifi password.
You are wonderfully odd.
Things I wish I could be: Ninja. Astronaut. You.
You're the first person I'd look for after an apocalyptic event.
Parkinson called. He wants his chat back.
You have the best dance moves. They're both great.
I love you more than tea.
If you were bacteria, you'd be the good kind.
You're my favourite person to be hungover with.
I admit it. You're funnier than me.
If you were a dinosaur you'd be a Legendasaurus Rex.
Your Twitter feed could win the Booker Prize.
I'd follow you into battle. Or to the shops. Or just on Twitter. Up to you.
You should be everyone’s specialist subject on Mastermind.
You're my kind of weird.
You are a walking high-five.
You are more adorable than a baby panda riding a sneezing piglet.
You’re better than a perfectly ripe avocado.
You're more lovable than a baby hippo in a onesie.
You are small and I like it.
Every time you smile, a kitten is born.
I'd be scared to play you at Scrabble.
You're better than free wifi.
You are a terrible cook. But a brilliant human.
You're the hero Bonnie Tyler needed.
Without you the world would have fewer people in it.
If I had my way, they’d put a blue plaque up everywhere you went.
Thanks for always getting us to the airport 4 hours early.
Thank you for tolerating my family.
You're a Michelin Star human.
Your hair is sleek and glossy like the mane of a mighty stallion.
8 out of 10 cats prefer you.
When my life flashes before my eyes, I hope it's mostly you.
Stop. Looking. So. Good. People are trying to get on with their lives around here.
If you tried, you could probably be quite famous.
Your mum says you're caring, kind, thoughtful and sweet. But she does still prefer me.
When you make tea, it's like a holy elixir. With biscuits.
Thanks for stepping into conversations when I say something awkward.
The best things come in tall packages.
You're in my top 5 humans of all time.
You're a glass of water after a long run.
You’d win the Saturday Kitchen omelette challenge.
I like that when you see a dog you point at it and say "dog".
You’re the human equivalent of a bank holiday.
You're not big and clever.
You're small. And clever.
You're really good at making sandwiches.
You're more supportive than a sports bra.
So why not send one to a friend?