compliments are good
You've really nailed being a human. Good job.
If you tried, you could probably be quite famous.
When you make tea, it's like a holy elixir. With biscuits.
You're in my top 5 humans of all time.
You're the bee's knees, the cat's pyjamas, the pheasant's bowtie.
You could be a part-time model.
When my life flashes before my eyes, I hope it's mostly you.
Without you the world would have fewer people in it.
You're classier than Sir Patrick Stewart playing a grand piano on a yacht in Monaco.
You're cooler than the other side of the pillow.
You're wise and all knowing, like a mighty owl.
I want to build a nest in your beard.
The best things come in tall packages.
Your Twitter feed could win the Booker Prize.
You're better than free wifi.
You’re the human equivalent of a bank holiday.
You're my favourite person to be hungover with.
You're more lovable than a baby hippo in a onesie.
You're the first person I'd look for after an apocalyptic event.
Stop. Looking. So. Good. People are trying to get on with their lives around here.
Things I wish I could be: Ninja. Astronaut. You.
In a fight, you could beat two sharks, a bear and five ducks.
I admit it. You're funnier than me.
You should be everyone’s specialist subject on Mastermind.
Your mum says you're caring, kind, thoughtful and sweet. But she does still prefer me.
You're like a match. Small and fiery.
You're a glass of water after a long run.
If I had my way, they’d put a blue plaque up everywhere you went.
Parkinson called. He wants his chat back.
You’re better than a perfectly ripe avocado.
You are more adorable than a baby panda riding a sneezing piglet.
You're wise and all knowing, like a mighty owl. But you're still always late.
You're smoother than Barry White in silk pyjamas operating a floor buffer.
You're tougher than my wifi password.
You are the last minute goal in the cup final.
You're the person my mum hopes I end up with.
Thank you for tolerating my family.
You are small and I like it.
If we were marooned on an island, I'd be very sad when I had to eat you.
You're really good at making sandwiches.
You're my kind of weird.
I like your face.
You are a terrible cook. But a brilliant human.
I like that when you see a dog you point at it and say "dog".
If you were bacteria, you'd be the good kind.
You’re weird but I like you.
You're more supportive than a sports bra.
You're a Michelin Star human.
You're not big and clever.
You're small. And clever.
You always get the most pub quiz answers right.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No. It's you, you massive legend.
You’re a lot more intelligent than you look.
If you were a dinosaur you'd be a Legendasaurus Rex.
You have the best dance moves. They're both great.
Every time you smile, a kitten is born.
People talk about how nice you are behind your back.
Your hair is sleek and glossy like the mane of a mighty stallion.
I'd clean the hair out of the plughole for you.
You're a chocolate Hobnob in a jar of Rich Teas.
You're perfectly layered. Like a lasagne.
You're the hero Gotham needs.
Thanks for always getting us to the airport 4 hours early.
I'd be scared to play you at Scrabble.
I once looked at your bum. I regret nothing.
You are tall. I like it.
You are a walking high-five.
You are wonderfully odd.
You’d win the Saturday Kitchen omelette challenge.
At the hairdressers, people just point at you and say 'like that'.
I love you more than tea.
Thanks for stepping into conversations when I say something awkward.
You're the hero Bonnie Tyler needed.
8 out of 10 cats prefer you.
I'd follow you into battle. Or to the shops. Or just on Twitter. Up to you.
So why not send one to a friend?