compliments are good
You're the first person I'd look for after an apocalyptic event.
You're smoother than Barry White in silk pyjamas operating a floor buffer.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No. It's you, you massive legend.
You are wonderfully odd.
Things I wish I could be: Ninja. Astronaut. You.
I like that when you see a dog you point at it and say "dog".
You're the hero Gotham needs.
You're better than free wifi.
Parkinson called. He wants his chat back.
You are more adorable than a baby panda riding a sneezing piglet.
When my life flashes before my eyes, I hope it's mostly you.
You're my kind of weird.
Your hair is sleek and glossy like the mane of a mighty stallion.
You're the bee's knees, the cat's pyjamas, the pheasant's bowtie.
At the hairdressers, people just point at you and say 'like that'.
You have the best dance moves. They're both great.
If you were a dinosaur you'd be a Legendasaurus Rex.
You're wise and all knowing, like a mighty owl.
If you tried, you could probably be quite famous.
You always get the most pub quiz answers right.
Stop. Looking. So. Good. People are trying to get on with their lives around here.
You are a terrible cook. But a brilliant human.
I want to build a nest in your beard.
You're more supportive than a sports bra.
I'd follow you into battle. Or to the shops. Or just on Twitter. Up to you.
In a fight, you could beat two sharks, a bear and five ducks.
You're the hero Bonnie Tyler needed.
You are a walking high-five.
Thank you for tolerating my family.
You're more lovable than a baby hippo in a onesie.
You are tall. I like it.
I'd clean the hair out of the plughole for you.
You've really nailed being a human. Good job.
You're a glass of water after a long run.
People talk about how nice you are behind your back.
I admit it. You're funnier than me.
You're a chocolate Hobnob in a jar of Rich Teas.
The best things come in tall packages.
You're classier than Sir Patrick Stewart playing a grand piano on a yacht in Monaco.
If you were bacteria, you'd be the good kind.
Thanks for stepping into conversations when I say something awkward.
You’re a lot more intelligent than you look.
If we were marooned on an island, I'd be very sad when I had to eat you.
You’re better than a perfectly ripe avocado.
You're tougher than my wifi password.
I once looked at your bum. I regret nothing.
I'd be scared to play you at Scrabble.
You are small and I like it.
You should be everyone’s specialist subject on Mastermind.
If I had my way, they’d put a blue plaque up everywhere you went.
You're wise and all knowing, like a mighty owl. But you're still always late.
I love you more than tea.
8 out of 10 cats prefer you.
Your Twitter feed could win the Booker Prize.
You're cooler than the other side of the pillow.
Thanks for always getting us to the airport 4 hours early.
You're like a match. Small and fiery.
When you make tea, it's like a holy elixir. With biscuits.
Your mum says you're caring, kind, thoughtful and sweet. But she does still prefer me.
Every time you smile, a kitten is born.
You're my favourite person to be hungover with.
Without you the world would have fewer people in it.
You're the person my mum hopes I end up with.
You're really good at making sandwiches.
You're in my top 5 humans of all time.
You’re the human equivalent of a bank holiday.
You’d win the Saturday Kitchen omelette challenge.
You’re weird but I like you.
You could be a part-time model.
You're not big and clever.
You're small. And clever.
You're perfectly layered. Like a lasagne.
I like your face.
You're a Michelin Star human.
You are the last minute goal in the cup final.
So why not send one to a friend?