compliments are good
You're my kind of weird.
You have the best dance moves. They're both great.
Every time you smile, a kitten is born.
Stop. Looking. So. Good. People are trying to get on with their lives around here.
I admit it. You're funnier than me.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No. It's you, you massive legend.
Your mum says you're caring, kind, thoughtful and sweet. But she does still prefer me.
If you were a dinosaur you'd be a Legendasaurus Rex.
I once looked at your bum. I regret nothing.
I want to build a nest in your beard.
Your Twitter feed could win the Booker Prize.
When my life flashes before my eyes, I hope it's mostly you.
You're better than free wifi.
You've really nailed being a human. Good job.
You're a glass of water after a long run.
If you were bacteria, you'd be the good kind.
In a fight, you could beat two sharks, a bear and five ducks.
You're a chocolate Hobnob in a jar of Rich Teas.
You're wise and all knowing, like a mighty owl. But you're still always late.
You're the hero Bonnie Tyler needed.
If we were marooned on an island, I'd be very sad when I had to eat you.
Thanks for always getting us to the airport 4 hours early.
You are wonderfully odd.
You’re the human equivalent of a bank holiday.
At the hairdressers, people just point at you and say 'like that'.
You are more adorable than a baby panda riding a sneezing piglet.
I love you more than tea.
Without you the world would have fewer people in it.
You're the person my mum hopes I end up with.
You're not big and clever.
You're small. And clever.
You're the first person I'd look for after an apocalyptic event.
I like that when you see a dog you point at it and say "dog".
Thanks for stepping into conversations when I say something awkward.
You're perfectly layered. Like a lasagne.
You're the hero Gotham needs.
You should be everyone’s specialist subject on Mastermind.
You are a terrible cook. But a brilliant human.
Parkinson called. He wants his chat back.
You are small and I like it.
You're classier than Sir Patrick Stewart playing a grand piano on a yacht in Monaco.
If I had my way, they’d put a blue plaque up everywhere you went.
You're tougher than my wifi password.
I'd clean the hair out of the plughole for you.
You're in my top 5 humans of all time.
You're cooler than the other side of the pillow.
I'd be scared to play you at Scrabble.
8 out of 10 cats prefer you.
The best things come in tall packages.
You’re weird but I like you.
You are the last minute goal in the cup final.
You're a Michelin Star human.
You are tall. I like it.
You are a walking high-five.
You're wise and all knowing, like a mighty owl.
You're the bee's knees, the cat's pyjamas, the pheasant's bowtie.
When you make tea, it's like a holy elixir. With biscuits.
Thank you for tolerating my family.
Things I wish I could be: Ninja. Astronaut. You.
You’d win the Saturday Kitchen omelette challenge.
You're really good at making sandwiches.
You're more lovable than a baby hippo in a onesie.
You always get the most pub quiz answers right.
You're smoother than Barry White in silk pyjamas operating a floor buffer.
I like your face.
You're my favourite person to be hungover with.
You’re a lot more intelligent than you look.
You're more supportive than a sports bra.
If you tried, you could probably be quite famous.
You're like a match. Small and fiery.
People talk about how nice you are behind your back.
You could be a part-time model.
Your hair is sleek and glossy like the mane of a mighty stallion.
I'd follow you into battle. Or to the shops. Or just on Twitter. Up to you.
You’re better than a perfectly ripe avocado.
So why not send one to a friend?