compliments are good
You're the first person I'd look for after an apocalyptic event.
People talk about how nice you are behind your back.
Your mum says you're caring, kind, thoughtful and sweet. But she does still prefer me.
You are the last minute goal in the cup final.
Your hair is sleek and glossy like the mane of a mighty stallion.
You are small and I like it.
You're wise and all knowing, like a mighty owl. But you're still always late.
You're smoother than Barry White in silk pyjamas operating a floor buffer.
You have the best dance moves. They're both great.
If you tried, you could probably be quite famous.
You're wise and all knowing, like a mighty owl.
Thanks for always getting us to the airport 4 hours early.
You're like a match. Small and fiery.
You are more adorable than a baby panda riding a sneezing piglet.
You’re a lot more intelligent than you look.
You're more supportive than a sports bra.
You are a walking high-five.
You're cooler than the other side of the pillow.
Your Twitter feed could win the Booker Prize.
Every time you smile, a kitten is born.
I'd follow you into battle. Or to the shops. Or just on Twitter. Up to you.
You're better than free wifi.
I like that when you see a dog you point at it and say "dog".
You should be everyone’s specialist subject on Mastermind.
You’re the human equivalent of a bank holiday.
You're my kind of weird.
You're my favourite person to be hungover with.
Thanks for stepping into conversations when I say something awkward.
You are a terrible cook. But a brilliant human.
I want to build a nest in your beard.
You could be a part-time model.
You're the person my mum hopes I end up with.
You’d win the Saturday Kitchen omelette challenge.
You're the hero Bonnie Tyler needed.
Parkinson called. He wants his chat back.
You're in my top 5 humans of all time.
You're perfectly layered. Like a lasagne.
Without you the world would have fewer people in it.
You're the hero Gotham needs.
You're a glass of water after a long run.
You're a Michelin Star human.
You're tougher than my wifi password.
If I had my way, they’d put a blue plaque up everywhere you went.
You're really good at making sandwiches.
You are wonderfully odd.
When my life flashes before my eyes, I hope it's mostly you.
You've really nailed being a human. Good job.
I'd be scared to play you at Scrabble.
I like your face.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No. It's you, you massive legend.
You’re better than a perfectly ripe avocado.
You're a chocolate Hobnob in a jar of Rich Teas.
When you make tea, it's like a holy elixir. With biscuits.
If we were marooned on an island, I'd be very sad when I had to eat you.
You’re weird but I like you.
Things I wish I could be: Ninja. Astronaut. You.
I love you more than tea.
Thank you for tolerating my family.
You're more lovable than a baby hippo in a onesie.
You're the bee's knees, the cat's pyjamas, the pheasant's bowtie.
You are tall. I like it.
8 out of 10 cats prefer you.
I once looked at your bum. I regret nothing.
I admit it. You're funnier than me.
Stop. Looking. So. Good. People are trying to get on with their lives around here.
If you were bacteria, you'd be the good kind.
You always get the most pub quiz answers right.
You're classier than Sir Patrick Stewart playing a grand piano on a yacht in Monaco.
In a fight, you could beat two sharks, a bear and five ducks.
The best things come in tall packages.
If you were a dinosaur you'd be a Legendasaurus Rex.
I'd clean the hair out of the plughole for you.
At the hairdressers, people just point at you and say 'like that'.
You're not big and clever.
You're small. And clever.
So why not send one to a friend?