compliments are good
If you were bacteria, you'd be the good kind.
You’re weird but I like you.
You're more lovable than a baby hippo in a onesie.
I love you more than tea.
I like that when you see a dog you point at it and say "dog".
Your Twitter feed could win the Booker Prize.
You're wise and all knowing, like a mighty owl.
You could be a part-time model.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No. It's you, you massive legend.
If you tried, you could probably be quite famous.
You are the last minute goal in the cup final.
You're smoother than Barry White in silk pyjamas operating a floor buffer.
Your mum says you're caring, kind, thoughtful and sweet. But she does still prefer me.
I'd follow you into battle. Or to the shops. Or just on Twitter. Up to you.
I like your face.
You are tall. I like it.
You’d win the Saturday Kitchen omelette challenge.
You're the bee's knees, the cat's pyjamas, the pheasant's bowtie.
Stop. Looking. So. Good. People are trying to get on with their lives around here.
Parkinson called. He wants his chat back.
People talk about how nice you are behind your back.
Thanks for always getting us to the airport 4 hours early.
You're more supportive than a sports bra.
You're in my top 5 humans of all time.
You’re better than a perfectly ripe avocado.
You’re the human equivalent of a bank holiday.
You’re a lot more intelligent than you look.
Thanks for stepping into conversations when I say something awkward.
I'd be scared to play you at Scrabble.
Every time you smile, a kitten is born.
You're the person my mum hopes I end up with.
You are wonderfully odd.
When my life flashes before my eyes, I hope it's mostly you.
You're a Michelin Star human.
You're the hero Gotham needs.
You're like a match. Small and fiery.
You are a terrible cook. But a brilliant human.
You are small and I like it.
You've really nailed being a human. Good job.
8 out of 10 cats prefer you.
Things I wish I could be: Ninja. Astronaut. You.
You're cooler than the other side of the pillow.
You're a glass of water after a long run.
I admit it. You're funnier than me.
You are more adorable than a baby panda riding a sneezing piglet.
You're tougher than my wifi password.
You're classier than Sir Patrick Stewart playing a grand piano on a yacht in Monaco.
Your hair is sleek and glossy like the mane of a mighty stallion.
You're my favourite person to be hungover with.
You're better than free wifi.
If we were marooned on an island, I'd be very sad when I had to eat you.
You always get the most pub quiz answers right.
You have the best dance moves. They're both great.
You're wise and all knowing, like a mighty owl. But you're still always late.
You're a chocolate Hobnob in a jar of Rich Teas.
You're the first person I'd look for after an apocalyptic event.
You're my kind of weird.
You're the hero Bonnie Tyler needed.
I want to build a nest in your beard.
If you were a dinosaur you'd be a Legendasaurus Rex.
You're perfectly layered. Like a lasagne.
I'd clean the hair out of the plughole for you.
At the hairdressers, people just point at you and say 'like that'.
When you make tea, it's like a holy elixir. With biscuits.
I once looked at your bum. I regret nothing.
Thank you for tolerating my family.
You should be everyone’s specialist subject on Mastermind.
You're not big and clever.
You're small. And clever.
You are a walking high-five.
In a fight, you could beat two sharks, a bear and five ducks.
The best things come in tall packages.
You're really good at making sandwiches.
Without you the world would have fewer people in it.
If I had my way, they’d put a blue plaque up everywhere you went.
So why not send one to a friend?