compliments are good

You are more adorable than a baby panda riding a sneezing piglet.

Thanks for stepping into conversations when I say something awkward.

You're a chocolate Hobnob in a jar of Rich Teas.

You are wonderfully odd.

You’re better than a perfectly ripe avocado.

You're a glass of water after a long run.

I'd clean the hair out of the plughole for you.

You're classier than Sir Patrick Stewart playing a grand piano on a yacht in Monaco.

I like that when you see a dog you point at it and say "dog".

You're more supportive than a sports bra.

When my life flashes before my eyes, I hope it's mostly you.

You're my kind of weird.

You're perfectly layered. Like a lasagne.

You’re a lot more intelligent than you look.

You're in my top 5 humans of all time.

You could be a part-time model.

If you were a dinosaur you'd be a Legendasaurus Rex.

You’d win the Saturday Kitchen omelette challenge.

You are tall. I like it.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No. It's you, you massive legend.

You're better than free wifi.

You are a walking high-five.

Your hair is sleek and glossy like the mane of a mighty stallion.

You're the bee's knees, the cat's pyjamas, the pheasant's bowtie.

Stop. Looking. So. Good. People are trying to get on with their lives around here.

You're wise and all knowing, like a mighty owl.

You're the hero Bonnie Tyler needed.

You're not big and clever.
You're small. And clever.

Things I wish I could be: Ninja. Astronaut. You.

You're the first person I'd look for after an apocalyptic event.

Every time you smile, a kitten is born.

Your mum says you're caring, kind, thoughtful and sweet. But she does still prefer me.

Parkinson called. He wants his chat back.

When you make tea, it's like a holy elixir. With biscuits.

You’re weird but I like you.

People talk about how nice you are behind your back.

You are small and I like it.

You are the last minute goal in the cup final.

Your Twitter feed could win the Booker Prize.

Thank you for tolerating my family.

You're smoother than Barry White in silk pyjamas operating a floor buffer.

You're tougher than my wifi password.

I like your face.

The best things come in tall packages.

You're more lovable than a baby hippo in a onesie.

You're wise and all knowing, like a mighty owl. But you're still always late.

You have the best dance moves. They're both great.

I'd follow you into battle. Or to the shops. Or just on Twitter. Up to you.

If you tried, you could probably be quite famous.

You're like a match. Small and fiery.

You're the person my mum hopes I end up with.

I'd be scared to play you at Scrabble.

You're my favourite person to be hungover with.

You've really nailed being a human. Good job.

In a fight, you could beat two sharks, a bear and five ducks.

You should be everyone’s specialist subject on Mastermind.

If you were bacteria, you'd be the good kind.

You always get the most pub quiz answers right.

You're really good at making sandwiches.

8 out of 10 cats prefer you.

If I had my way, they’d put a blue plaque up everywhere you went.

You're a Michelin Star human.

If we were marooned on an island, I'd be very sad when I had to eat you.

You're the hero Gotham needs.

Without you the world would have fewer people in it.

I once looked at your bum. I regret nothing.

At the hairdressers, people just point at you and say 'like that'.

I admit it. You're funnier than me.

I love you more than tea.

You’re the human equivalent of a bank holiday.

I want to build a nest in your beard.

You are a terrible cook. But a brilliant human.

You're cooler than the other side of the pillow.

Thanks for always getting us to the airport 4 hours early.