compliments are good
You are more adorable than a baby panda riding a sneezing piglet.
Thanks for always getting us to the airport 4 hours early.
When you make tea, it's like a holy elixir. With biscuits.
If you were a dinosaur you'd be a Legendasaurus Rex.
Thanks for stepping into conversations when I say something awkward.
You always get the most pub quiz answers right.
You're better than free wifi.
You're my favourite person to be hungover with.
You’re better than a perfectly ripe avocado.
You're tougher than my wifi password.
I like that when you see a dog you point at it and say "dog".
People talk about how nice you are behind your back.
I'd follow you into battle. Or to the shops. Or just on Twitter. Up to you.
Parkinson called. He wants his chat back.
You're cooler than the other side of the pillow.
You should be everyone’s specialist subject on Mastermind.
Your Twitter feed could win the Booker Prize.
You're the person my mum hopes I end up with.
You're the bee's knees, the cat's pyjamas, the pheasant's bowtie.
Without you the world would have fewer people in it.
In a fight, you could beat two sharks, a bear and five ducks.
Your mum says you're caring, kind, thoughtful and sweet. But she does still prefer me.
You're more lovable than a baby hippo in a onesie.
Every time you smile, a kitten is born.
When my life flashes before my eyes, I hope it's mostly you.
You could be a part-time model.
You're really good at making sandwiches.
You're wise and all knowing, like a mighty owl. But you're still always late.
You're more supportive than a sports bra.
You are a terrible cook. But a brilliant human.
You're the hero Bonnie Tyler needed.
You're the hero Gotham needs.
You're like a match. Small and fiery.
I want to build a nest in your beard.
You’re a lot more intelligent than you look.
I admit it. You're funnier than me.
You’re weird but I like you.
If you tried, you could probably be quite famous.
You're classier than Sir Patrick Stewart playing a grand piano on a yacht in Monaco.
Things I wish I could be: Ninja. Astronaut. You.
You're smoother than Barry White in silk pyjamas operating a floor buffer.
You're not big and clever.
You're small. And clever.
Thank you for tolerating my family.
I once looked at your bum. I regret nothing.
The best things come in tall packages.
8 out of 10 cats prefer you.
You're a chocolate Hobnob in a jar of Rich Teas.
You've really nailed being a human. Good job.
You have the best dance moves. They're both great.
If we were marooned on an island, I'd be very sad when I had to eat you.
If you were bacteria, you'd be the good kind.
You're perfectly layered. Like a lasagne.
You're a glass of water after a long run.
You are small and I like it.
You are tall. I like it.
At the hairdressers, people just point at you and say 'like that'.
If I had my way, they’d put a blue plaque up everywhere you went.
I'd be scared to play you at Scrabble.
I like your face.
You are wonderfully odd.
You're the first person I'd look for after an apocalyptic event.
Your hair is sleek and glossy like the mane of a mighty stallion.
I love you more than tea.
You’re the human equivalent of a bank holiday.
You're in my top 5 humans of all time.
I'd clean the hair out of the plughole for you.
You are a walking high-five.
Stop. Looking. So. Good. People are trying to get on with their lives around here.
You're a Michelin Star human.
You're my kind of weird.
You’d win the Saturday Kitchen omelette challenge.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No. It's you, you massive legend.
You are the last minute goal in the cup final.
You're wise and all knowing, like a mighty owl.
So why not send one to a friend?