compliments are good
You are more adorable than a baby panda riding a sneezing piglet.
You're a Michelin Star human.
You are wonderfully odd.
I'd be scared to play you at Scrabble.
In a fight, you could beat two sharks, a bear and five ducks.
You're the bee's knees, the cat's pyjamas, the pheasant's bowtie.
Every time you smile, a kitten is born.
You're like a match. Small and fiery.
You're in my top 5 humans of all time.
8 out of 10 cats prefer you.
Your hair is sleek and glossy like the mane of a mighty stallion.
You're classier than Sir Patrick Stewart playing a grand piano on a yacht in Monaco.
You’d win the Saturday Kitchen omelette challenge.
You're not big and clever.
You're small. And clever.
If you were a dinosaur you'd be a Legendasaurus Rex.
You're cooler than the other side of the pillow.
You're a glass of water after a long run.
You've really nailed being a human. Good job.
You always get the most pub quiz answers right.
Your Twitter feed could win the Booker Prize.
Your mum says you're caring, kind, thoughtful and sweet. But she does still prefer me.
I'd follow you into battle. Or to the shops. Or just on Twitter. Up to you.
You’re weird but I like you.
You’re the human equivalent of a bank holiday.
People talk about how nice you are behind your back.
You're really good at making sandwiches.
You're the first person I'd look for after an apocalyptic event.
You are the last minute goal in the cup final.
When my life flashes before my eyes, I hope it's mostly you.
You're the person my mum hopes I end up with.
You could be a part-time model.
If you were bacteria, you'd be the good kind.
You're wise and all knowing, like a mighty owl.
You're my kind of weird.
You're tougher than my wifi password.
You are a terrible cook. But a brilliant human.
You’re better than a perfectly ripe avocado.
I want to build a nest in your beard.
Thanks for always getting us to the airport 4 hours early.
I once looked at your bum. I regret nothing.
You're better than free wifi.
I love you more than tea.
Things I wish I could be: Ninja. Astronaut. You.
The best things come in tall packages.
I'd clean the hair out of the plughole for you.
You are small and I like it.
You're a chocolate Hobnob in a jar of Rich Teas.
If we were marooned on an island, I'd be very sad when I had to eat you.
I like your face.
You should be everyone’s specialist subject on Mastermind.
I admit it. You're funnier than me.
You're more lovable than a baby hippo in a onesie.
You're the hero Gotham needs.
You are tall. I like it.
Stop. Looking. So. Good. People are trying to get on with their lives around here.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No. It's you, you massive legend.
You’re a lot more intelligent than you look.
You're more supportive than a sports bra.
Thank you for tolerating my family.
At the hairdressers, people just point at you and say 'like that'.
If I had my way, they’d put a blue plaque up everywhere you went.
I like that when you see a dog you point at it and say "dog".
If you tried, you could probably be quite famous.
You're wise and all knowing, like a mighty owl. But you're still always late.
You have the best dance moves. They're both great.
You're my favourite person to be hungover with.
You're smoother than Barry White in silk pyjamas operating a floor buffer.
Thanks for stepping into conversations when I say something awkward.
Parkinson called. He wants his chat back.
Without you the world would have fewer people in it.
You're the hero Bonnie Tyler needed.
When you make tea, it's like a holy elixir. With biscuits.
You are a walking high-five.
You're perfectly layered. Like a lasagne.
So why not send one to a friend?