compliments are good
If we were marooned on an island, I'd be very sad when I had to eat you.
You're more lovable than a baby hippo in a onesie.
You're my favourite person to be hungover with.
You're a chocolate Hobnob in a jar of Rich Teas.
Things I wish I could be: Ninja. Astronaut. You.
I like that when you see a dog you point at it and say "dog".
If I had my way, they’d put a blue plaque up everywhere you went.
You're the first person I'd look for after an apocalyptic event.
You're the person my mum hopes I end up with.
Your Twitter feed could win the Booker Prize.
You're cooler than the other side of the pillow.
You are more adorable than a baby panda riding a sneezing piglet.
You should be everyone’s specialist subject on Mastermind.
Without you the world would have fewer people in it.
You're the bee's knees, the cat's pyjamas, the pheasant's bowtie.
I once looked at your bum. I regret nothing.
Every time you smile, a kitten is born.
You're perfectly layered. Like a lasagne.
If you were bacteria, you'd be the good kind.
You've really nailed being a human. Good job.
You're in my top 5 humans of all time.
I'd clean the hair out of the plughole for you.
When you make tea, it's like a holy elixir. With biscuits.
You’re weird but I like you.
8 out of 10 cats prefer you.
Your mum says you're caring, kind, thoughtful and sweet. But she does still prefer me.
You're classier than Sir Patrick Stewart playing a grand piano on a yacht in Monaco.
I want to build a nest in your beard.
You’re the human equivalent of a bank holiday.
You’re a lot more intelligent than you look.
You are small and I like it.
You're smoother than Barry White in silk pyjamas operating a floor buffer.
You're the hero Gotham needs.
I love you more than tea.
Thank you for tolerating my family.
When my life flashes before my eyes, I hope it's mostly you.
Thanks for always getting us to the airport 4 hours early.
You are the last minute goal in the cup final.
The best things come in tall packages.
Stop. Looking. So. Good. People are trying to get on with their lives around here.
You're a glass of water after a long run.
You're like a match. Small and fiery.
You are a walking high-five.
You're really good at making sandwiches.
You’re better than a perfectly ripe avocado.
You're wise and all knowing, like a mighty owl.
You're wise and all knowing, like a mighty owl. But you're still always late.
I like your face.
You have the best dance moves. They're both great.
You're more supportive than a sports bra.
You’d win the Saturday Kitchen omelette challenge.
You are wonderfully odd.
In a fight, you could beat two sharks, a bear and five ducks.
You're a Michelin Star human.
You could be a part-time model.
I'd follow you into battle. Or to the shops. Or just on Twitter. Up to you.
If you were a dinosaur you'd be a Legendasaurus Rex.
You are tall. I like it.
You're not big and clever.
You're small. And clever.
You are a terrible cook. But a brilliant human.
At the hairdressers, people just point at you and say 'like that'.
You're my kind of weird.
Your hair is sleek and glossy like the mane of a mighty stallion.
You always get the most pub quiz answers right.
If you tried, you could probably be quite famous.
You're better than free wifi.
I'd be scared to play you at Scrabble.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No. It's you, you massive legend.
Parkinson called. He wants his chat back.
Thanks for stepping into conversations when I say something awkward.
People talk about how nice you are behind your back.
I admit it. You're funnier than me.
You're the hero Bonnie Tyler needed.
You're tougher than my wifi password.
So why not send one to a friend?